![Bike helmet Keanu + Sad Keanu + Sombrero Keanu = dying of laughter.
thedailywhat:
Old Meme Is New of the Day: Sad Keanu Round 2: Helmet Keanu.
This is happening so just accept it.
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Old Meme Is New of the Day: Sad Keanu Round 2: Helmet Keanu.
This is happening so just accept it.
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Everyone needs to see The Expendables.
(via iamrodnunez)
Inception easter egg re: theme music and the Edith Piaf song used as the musical countdown in the movie.
Pretty cool Inception easter egg.
Lego Starcraft tribute is so cool.
Lego Thing of the Day: In honor of the StarCraft sequel’s recent release, Kooberz Studios and Machinima.com offer up this epic Lego tribute to the legendary first installment.
The blue Terran forces face off against the red Protoss threat in a classic battle for map domination and vespian gas!
inb4 Goliaths don’t shoot missiles at ground targets.
[toplessrobot.]
I hope Chelsea Baker continues playing baseball, keeps crushing it and makes it to the majors. A 13 year old knuckleballer! That’s insane.
Also, parents who told her that “baseball isn’t for girls” and other put downs: Really? You’re going to hate on her for striking our your less physically gifted son? Really?! REALLY?!
Kickass Kid of the Day: 13-year-old knuckleballer Chelsea Baker hasn’t lost a single sanctioned game in four straight seasons, and is widely believed to be the best Little Leaguer in the country.
This is her story.
How to make a Daft Punk helmet in 17 months (via volpin)
The dedication and final product are jaw dropping. What an awesome project!
Dexter Season 5 Trailer (Comic Con) (via SHOWTIME)
Epic.
Interesting insight about internal controls and controlling company assets. The erosion of internal controls happened at the one of the companies I worked for and it was not fun to deal with.
“Preventive controls are the key to safeguarding company assets. The tangible preventive controls revolve around the idea of segregation of duties. The idea is that there should not be one individual responsible for any 2 of 3 areas. Those three areas are Custody (physical custody of records or documents), Processing (processing data, entering into the system), and Authorization (authorization, obviously).”
$92 on the dot.
71$$$$$$ :/
$67
(via leeosaurus)
$90.
…fuck.
$92.50. It’s called living, motherfuckers.
StarCraft II - Ghosts of the Past Trailer
Cannot wait for Tuesday!
Home Schooled.
Apple CEO Steve Jobs came up with a two-part solution. Part 1: There is no problem. Part 2: Even though there is no problem, we’re going to give everyone a free case, which should insulate the antenna and prevent the interference that we just told you isn’t actually occurring. But if you’re still not happy, you can give back the phone for a full refund. Jobs’s snotty tone made it clear that he was pretty fed up with all the whining about a problem that he says doesn’t exist.
This is classic Apple behavior. No matter what the whole world can see with its own eyes, just keep saying that it isn’t true, and maybe, eventually, everyone will believe you. By refusing to acknowledge the problem, Jobs just reinforced the image of Apple as a company that is in deep denial and unable to admit a mistake—a company that has for so long been able to bend reality to suit its needs that it now has lost touch with reality itself.
Apple:The iPhone 4 has the same problems all other phones have when you hold them, we just made the mistake of pointing out that our antenna design was better than anyone else's, even though we knew when you held it it would turn to shit. Oops. Basically, we shouldn't have to be any better than anyone else, because all phones suck.
Users:But we're dropping calls.
Apple:Yeah, but only one more than normal. So shut up.
Users:Right, but when I'm talking to a client and--
Apple:And look, we'll give you a Bumper for free. They're normally $29, but we're gonna make you schmucks happy and give you all a free one. That will solve this problem.
Users:But you can't use the dock with a Bumper, and you can't use most of the car accessories with a Bumper, and the Bumper makes it hard to put the phone into your pocket which means you're more likely to drop it, and--
Apple:Free Bumpers. Shut up.
Users:Okay, what about the proximity sensor?
Apple:Yeah, yeah. Stop complaining about that. We're working on a fix for that and we'll release it at some point.
Users:So in the mean time, we'll drop calls without a Bumper and we'll put people on mute and speakerphone accidentally with the proximity sensor issues.
Apple:Yes. The iPhone 4 is the best smartphone on the market.
Users:But what about--
Apple:Did you see the fucking charts? Shut up.
