8.4 Million New Yorkers Suddenly Realize New York City Is A F*cking Horrible Place To Live

With audible murmurs of “This is no way to live,” “What the hell am I doing here—I hate it here,” and “Fuck this place. Fuck this horrible place,” all 8.4 million citizens in each of the five boroughs packed up their belongings and told reporters they would rather blow their brains out with a shotgun than spend another waking moment in this festering cesspool of filth and scum and sadness.

God bless The Onion. Seriously. #buttheyforgotaboutthebedbugs

(via newsweek)

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  1. quitehonestly reblogged this from jessbennett and added:
    :) I love visiting ny, but this was just too funny…
  2. miaotichaotic reblogged this from newsweek and added:
    what is it with NYC right now? does it top living under a wrecked bridge?
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    — (this new reblogging system is strange but I just wanted to add this:) “In addition, 3 million New Yorkers reportedly...
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  9. marchstudent reblogged this from newsweek and added:
    it’s all true. this is barely satire. so why are we still here?
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    Also….$130 Metrocards. *drops mic*
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