1. Go to Apple Store.
2. Purchase Apple iPad.
3. While in store, AFTER purchasing, open iPad.
4. Start up.
5. Go to hulu.com.
6. Attempt to watch Family Guy episode.
7. Show people.
8. Show to “Genius” and say, “Hey, it looks like my Apple iPad is broken. Can I get a replacement?”
9. … ?
10. Profit.